Don't convert people. It's a cult.
They lure you in with the promise of spending tons of money.
They even added weird Canadian names to their lines, or whatever they are, all just to beguile you into joining the cult.
They've invented all sorts of "special" flies just for the elite few. Regular fly fishers are just not worthy of such flies, or so they'd have us believe.
They even came up with special reels to balance out these ungodly outfits.
They speak in tongues indecipherable to the likes of us.
Resist I say!
Do not bow down to these false idols.
When the battle comes, and it surely will, we must retreat, as their rods are much bigger than ours.
HeHe.
Ed
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
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