Things I DON'T like -

High , cold water .
Jetskis .
Gut-hooked , undersized fish .
High (over 15 M.P.H.) right to left winds .
Small dry flies .
Snakes (California Kings , the exception)
Young punk Game Wardens .
Flies that aren't "tyed" (gummy-minnows , hot-glue eggs ...)
Falling down at the Pit river .
Sinking a hook into the hide of myself , my friends , my dogs .....
Sunburned lips/eyelids/cheeks/nose .....
Large dry flies .
Hypothermia .
Self-indulgent posts that don't have s%$# to do with anything .
Folks that litter .
Ticks ( ) .
TMC hooks .
Leaky waders .
Socks that grow mold .
Tight long underwear .
Dirty floating lines .
Things that bite .
Large Animals (Horses , Cows , Lions , Bears , Squirrels .....)
Big swells on the Ocean .
Small swells on the Ocean .
Blackberry brambles .
Yellowjackets .
Meat-Bees .
Mosquitos .
BATS - I HATE BATS
New Hats .
Medium dry flies .
East winds .
Bad Breath .
Bad Gas .
Bad casts .
Bad Knots .
Fish spines/teeth/gill-covers penetrating my flesh .
Dull hooks .
Line burns .

Did I say Bats , yet ???

Before any of you write smarty-pants retorts to this (sort of ...) funny post , let me enlighten you - it's a joke . Don't beat me up , please ....

David PS - Eugene , Bill ... feel free to delete this one .