Just to be clear, I only ate the sucker's eggs, which were delicious. Eating the fish is almost impossible due to the skinny bifurcated bones. And my ass didn't actually get punctured, there's still only one hole on it. It was more like the stick applied a 1000-lb force as it dragged my waders across my ass flesh, thus leaving a streak of ruptured capillaries. Again, I will spare everyone from the pictures. But I've never seen anything like it. I'm quite proud of it -- the biggest bruise of my entire life. I just wish the cause was more glorious.