Be afraid, be very afraid. Don't go out there, you'll be killed, robbed, maimed, disfigured, tortured, violated, embarrassed, etc, etc, etc. If I were you I'd never set foot in the outdoors, it's way too dangerous. Sell off that worthless fishing stuff to Ed Wahl as soon as you can to insure you're survival. Golf is the only safe option left. Take it up and for the love of Christ stop fishing right now. Think of the children! (thanks for that Brian) Ed
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
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