I had some fur and feathers
For tying flies, you see,
My friends who hunt for game
Had given them to me.
I thought I'd best check with fish
and Wildlife to see if they'd agree,
That the flies I was tying were being
fashioned legally.
I waited very patiently for an
answer in the mail,
And then within a week or two
I was carted off to jail.
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