Dismal...dim..non-existant...zero...zip...nothing...null and void...FREAKIN' AWFUL!!!. The rivers are full of my tears and devoid of the lovely beasts. Salmon are not running for any state office in 2007. Maybe the word was out of my 4,000 new utterly perfect patterns destined for their demise so they avoided the happy fornicating grounds this year. Could have been an ocean rumor that Rosanne Barr was to swim naked in their natal streams disturbing my finned friends so terribly they came to a schooled conclusion to wait a year before spawning. I am consumed in ignorance on the matter, but not in apathy for I care for those noble critters more than my big toe. One more bout with gout the toe is gone. I'll saw it off with a dull elk antler.
There was a point for writing my usual silliness....oh I have it: are there any salmon down south? How are the runs on the Sacramento River drainage? Someone toss me a report, hopefully positive. So dismal here I've taken to the new hobby of licking electrical outlets. Ya ought to see my hair. Wicked cool.
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