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Boys, the steelies are running like a couple of Clintons! They are so furious even the gulls will not light on the water. The city has banned every child from ten feet from the shore. It is a...

Told you boys years back that the only way to save fish is to going into the political system. Ya'all said no politics on this website. That run will be dead. So no politics and let the fish die. ...

Wilbur you have to get them lower on the drainage. Might have a house for you in Crescent City. Not just dirt cheap but sand cheap. Have to get the critters in the first three miles. Life is damn...

The salmon have returned and women and children have been warned to stay away from the tidewater. They are back in great numbers...the vicious critters plucked a tot off the bank. Terrible. Even I...

Lots of creeks in the Serria. Big Vally creek, Monumental Creek, and the worst, Big Granite.
The last was the hardest hike ever. Ruthless. Plenty of trout since who would go there after the first...

Boys, I don't fish anymore. Kept on having a dream that God was a fish. Sleepless nights to say the least and the nightmare did not help my bladder control. I have tormented enough. With this...

Grass Lake. Bit of a hike, about a mile and uphill. Cool spot. You'll have the whole lake to yourself.

Boys and girls, you may never hear from agian. Winds are to gust at 100. Think I'd rather be in prision with guys calling me "fresh meat". I don't much care for the wind at that level.
Seeing...

Boys, I might have paydirt on the Middle Eel. If indeed I own the title you shall all have access and a spot to camp. Cost per day....uh two bucks. Might even lower that. We shall see how this...

Boys, fall started a few days ago and lasted for an entire 16 hours. The rains began and the neigbor's dog bit me. Could have been his kid, too close to call since they both look alike. Hope one...

It's getting bad boys. I'm almost out of control at this moment. So bad I have to shell out $500 for a new puter so I can "self stalk". Wow, that doesn't even make sense to me!
No fishing info. ...

Damn you Bill Kiene! You sold me a broken rod, a line that had been out in the sun for two years...then stuck me with some twenty year brand of mono that I never heard the name of...then gave me the...

Ya'll boys know me by now. Toenails are falling off, feesh' ain't runnin' and haven't caught a crab in days. Then again, the woman I picked up in the bar last night might have solved that problem. ...

Think hitting fifty, if that is really a number, made me think. I have all these flies that someone wanted at some point then got busted for meth sitting on my shelfs. I've had enought of these...

Were those "love apples" or "crap apples"? I know you can get crabs from love but will a crab give you an apple? I'm confused. I will walk in a zombie stupor all day long on this question. Dammit...

Boys, I swear I can't change the weather though my buddies years ago thought I could. I kid you not these lunatics figured if I tied flies that night which we need that weather would change. So I'd...

Fellas, can John Foggerty tell me who will stop the rain? I've been dancing, crawling, even ate a nightcrawler in hopes H20 stops kickin' my Oregon butt. How much sin have I commited for this...

For all of you that is a wonderful trip. Float, have a beer, camp. Wonderful spot. I love it. The fish can get odd but whom I to speak about that.

Yeah I know this is some sort of "feeshin'" site but I've known Kiene before he looked like a Santa Claus chipmunk and I have no fishing info except don't take a Jack Russel terrier fishing with...

Spring is a damn myth Billy! I'll be humping unicorns before I see spring! I've had enough rain, hail, and snow to think the season exists. It is like a gull isn't going crap on your head given...

Boys, there ain't no fish, there ain't no sun, there ain't no love and there ain't no spring! Take away a man's spring he gets depressed. There is one thing, oh yeah, some damn cold that kicks your...

Boys, the feeshin' dries up here right about now. Probably could snag a surf perch in the ass but other than that it is hoping the daylillies bloom. That and hoping the loggers behave. The boys...

Hey, I've been talking to the damn racoons! Sparrows also. I may have gone feral but I do live in a trailer park so who can tell the difference. One did respond in a low chatter that I understood...

Damn good question. These will be winter fish so I'd go with an articulated leech. Toss in some marabou types. Anything big. Lot of water headed to the sea. The boys at Kauffman's Fly Shop in...

Boys, and girls if you are out there, let me tell you about an Oregon Coast winter. Hell, you can replicate it in your own home. Get in the shower, turn the water on cold, and stay there for five...