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OregonSalmon
02-02-2006, 09:11 AM
That dirty rotten, tunnel diggin' rat b#stard Puxatawny Phil has doomed us to six more weeks of winter. Here on the Oregon coast we have had enough rain to grow rice on Mercury so the bad news from the rodent does not sit well with me. So damn much rain I'm starting to argue with the tub and now some bucked toothed critter comes out of a hole and tells me there is no hope.

My gosh, there is hope. Sunrise here and I see a blue cloud!!! That woodchuck lied!!! Probably some green water down the street. Hell I'm going fishing and if I see any of Phil's cousins on the walk I'm going to give them a peice of what is left of my mind.

Adam Grace
02-02-2006, 09:55 AM
We should kill that terrible little varmit and use it for dubbing!

Darian
02-02-2006, 05:04 PM
Such violence :lol: :lol: Maybe we could just comb 'im out or shave 'im and use 'is fur for dubbin' :?: :? :lol: :lol:

Bill Kiene semi-retired
02-03-2006, 01:10 AM
I think that little Ground Hog is on the Atkins diet?