OregonSalmon
03-31-2011, 04:03 PM
Boys, and girls if you are out there, let me tell you about an Oregon Coast winter. Hell, you can replicate it in your own home. Get in the shower, turn the water on cold, and stay there for five months. Good spot for vampires since I haven't seen the mythical sun for longer than I can remember. It still exists doesn't it? Someone, tell me it exists! I'm crying right now but who can tell since I'm soaked from head to toe. It is a good spot to be a man in depression with emotional outbreaks since no one can tell if you are being a sissy. Water all over our faces. Only spot I can live with any manhood pride and watch the Academy Awards and see your pick for best supporting actress lose. No one can see the tears of a clown up here.
Springers are dwindling in. Best fish ever! Bit difficult on the fly. I'm working on it. Always a solution. Takes a sheetload of beer usually. Get close to that coma and the fish god will give you the answer. Also helps if you've been bitten by a rabid raccoon. Old Indian trick.
Until next time boys and girls, stay dry, stay safe, and keep your dog food safe in the garage. Those racoons are native theives.
Springers are dwindling in. Best fish ever! Bit difficult on the fly. I'm working on it. Always a solution. Takes a sheetload of beer usually. Get close to that coma and the fish god will give you the answer. Also helps if you've been bitten by a rabid raccoon. Old Indian trick.
Until next time boys and girls, stay dry, stay safe, and keep your dog food safe in the garage. Those racoons are native theives.