Heh , heh , heh .....

[David Lee]

This one's pretty old .... but still funny .


A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was curious now.

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well."

"Well, What?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" The man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" The man asked.

David

[Phil Synhorst]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Good one David, I've never heard that before.
"What fish?":-\"

[Mrs.Finsallaround]

"What fish?" The man asked.

LMAO :lol:

:unibrow:

[RobK.]

good stuff !!!!!!!!! LOL

[Hairstacker]

That's a good one. :lol:

[mems]

I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil. I
was at my bank yesterday, there was a short line. Just one lady in front of
me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was
obvious she was a little irritated. . . .

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'

[SHigSpeed]

Fluck you white people!!

You guys are priceless...

_SHig

[windwalker]

On a similar note, up in the Northwest recently a Fish & GAme warden approached a man down at a lake who was shooting loons (a protected species). The warden was about to write the man a ticket when the man began to sob, and tell his story about how he had lost his job at the local mill and was using the bird meat to feed his family, and how he didnt know that loons were protected. Feeling compassionate, the warden decided to let the man go with a warning. As the warden was walking away he turned back to the man and asked out of curiosity, "what do loons taste like anyways," the man replied, "kind of like bald eagle."