I think I found my calling!!!

[jbird]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliatourismoffbeat_20090113032028

[Bill Kiene semi-retired]

I think I was born for that job but I'm too old and cosmetically challeged now.

Sounds like heaven on earth?

I even subscribe to 'Islands' magazine....

[Darian]

WOW!!!! :D Where do I sign up :question: There must be more than one island down there. :nod:

[David Lee]

Of course .... there are TWO catches -

#1 - The Island is DRY .

#2 - you have to stay there a full year ..... and there aren't any Women .

I'll pass , thanks !

David

[Darian]

You mean I couldn't bring my own women.... :question: :eek: :eek:

[David Lee]

You mean I couldn't bring my own women.... :question: :eek: :eek:

Naaahhhh .

Since the employer is a hippie-tree-hugger , you are also not allowed to bring your flyrods , lest you torture any wildlife w/ them . The waters just off the beach are lousy with Box Jellyfish/huge White Sharks/Creatures from the Black Lagoon , and that big Ol' hole in the Ozone is right above you (picture microwaves eatin' thru your hat) .

There's also no DSL .... so you have to use dial-up for your weekly reports .

Pure hell , I tell ya !!

David

P.S. - Heh , heh , heh , heh , heh .............

[jbird]

Hey David

It sounds to me like you applied for the job ;-)

Jay