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OregonSalmon
12-30-2007, 10:15 AM
Rain. Sleet. Snow. Wind. Cold. Dark of night. Mailmen are quiting in droves. Steelhead are trickling in the streams but I don't care if the beasts are plucking small children off the banks 'cause I ain't goin'!!! Hell it is so bad I'd donate to Rudy Guiliani's campaign if I was promised a ray of sunshine. Not even sure if the mythical star exists anymore. Did it explode or decide to hide? Haven't read the paper lately so give me an update on my old warm pal.

Really haven't recieved any reports. Lot of high water and miserable conditions. Anyone who is going out these days is either on the verge of slaughtering his family and needs some away time or has steelhead fever so bad that sanity has left the bulding.

I'm hunkered down waiting for the solar system I grew so fond of to return. Until then....vigilance!!!

-"Just because you're an idiot doesn't affect our relationship"- my pal Waldo talking to me last night at the tavern.

Bill Kiene semi-retired
12-30-2007, 10:41 AM
Geller

Let's open a 'tanning salon' in Seaside,Oregon?

OregonSalmon
12-30-2007, 07:34 PM
Billy,
I'd give a kidney for twenty minutes in a hot tub.