OregonSalmon
10-22-2007, 11:21 AM
Boys, girls, transgenders, transexuals, boys who like boys, girls who like girls, cats and dogs, all the critters who make up the rich mosaic of life, it is time to go fishing. Sell the house, buy gold coins and get on that magic bus for a guy who lives in a very large white painted house (I ain't mention' no' names) is floating the idea of WW3. Also, buy tons of stuff from Kiene since when the calamity starts feeshin' rods are going to be a hot commodity. Ya' can't eat gold and you can't eat dollars but you can eat fish...except for Pit River rainbows. Best fighting trout ever but unpaletable. Pit River rainbows, cockroaches and the spider who lives on my ceiling may be the rulers of the upcoming world order. My money is with the Pit fish....they have kicked my ass all around the block.
O.K. The fishing report from the Great Northwest. Winter hit early, the tidewater salmon have scooted up but there should be more coming in and the sky is as blue as Larry Craig's eyes. Things could shape up to be fantastic. I'm not ready to pitch myself off the Astoria/Megler bridge quite just yet. The vast majority of residents of Seaside desire to throw me off that tower but I'm able to charm them out of the crime. Or at least, explain to them it is a crime. Sometimes you have to explain at a Jethro Bodine level.
Fish, fish, fish....for the end is near.
-Woke up this mornin' and got myself a beer.....the future's uncertain and the end is always near" -Jim Morrison" Great fishing guide by the way
O.K. The fishing report from the Great Northwest. Winter hit early, the tidewater salmon have scooted up but there should be more coming in and the sky is as blue as Larry Craig's eyes. Things could shape up to be fantastic. I'm not ready to pitch myself off the Astoria/Megler bridge quite just yet. The vast majority of residents of Seaside desire to throw me off that tower but I'm able to charm them out of the crime. Or at least, explain to them it is a crime. Sometimes you have to explain at a Jethro Bodine level.
Fish, fish, fish....for the end is near.
-Woke up this mornin' and got myself a beer.....the future's uncertain and the end is always near" -Jim Morrison" Great fishing guide by the way