OregonSalmon
03-23-2007, 12:48 PM
Unfortunatly Oregon is experiencing an attack of illegal imigrants across our once safe border. A Kalyiforniainaanina (Bill King) has seaped through the cracks bent hell to leather to torment our fish. He has had little success though the Oregon fish are determined to give him a chance. Once again, the talent you boys ship up here is not up to grade. I'm not sure if I give him a grade of "C" (the ex-first letter of the state" or a "K" (life according to Arnold). All I do know is that he blames all mishaps on the river on my flies. Think I'll give him an "O" for Oregon which also has another meaning and I'm not thinking orgasm.
Life is so bad I had to show Mormons how to dig clams. Those kids can knock on your door with passion early in the morning but they cannot pound the sand with vigor. We discussed the religion and this heathen agreed on the big points. My only hurdle: they didn't like my slugging down beers. Had to tell them that is a deal breaker. Very nice people but I had to be truthful that my salvation lies in hops and barely and when the ocean takes me I'll just be going back to whence I came. I crawled out so it is only fair I crawl back in. Keep the ledger straight.
"You make the Lord VERY nervous!!!......-Martin Short
Life is so bad I had to show Mormons how to dig clams. Those kids can knock on your door with passion early in the morning but they cannot pound the sand with vigor. We discussed the religion and this heathen agreed on the big points. My only hurdle: they didn't like my slugging down beers. Had to tell them that is a deal breaker. Very nice people but I had to be truthful that my salvation lies in hops and barely and when the ocean takes me I'll just be going back to whence I came. I crawled out so it is only fair I crawl back in. Keep the ledger straight.
"You make the Lord VERY nervous!!!......-Martin Short